Goodnight Mom..

In the messy green
family room
There was a telemarketer
ringing the telephone


And a crying toddler
because his brother
just popped his
red balloon
And a picture of -
The cow jumping over the moon
(which someone colored on
with permanent marker)
And there was a missing
teddy bear, and a girl with
gum in her hair
And one to be scolded
and laundry to be folded
And a very hungry spouse
And something stinky in the house
(that no one else seemed to smell)
and a comb and a brush and a colicky
baby who just won’t shush
and a frazzled mommy screaming %&*#@
Goodnight messy room
Goodnight scribbled-on moon
Goodnight cow getting out while she can
Goodnight telemarketers and the
popped balloon
Goodnight long-gone teddy bear
Goodnight cereal bar smeared all
over the dining room chair
Goodnight spitup
And goodnight leaky sippy cup
Goodnight much-too-little house and
goodnight grumpy spouse
Goodnight comb and goodnight brush
And goodnight to a certain 4-year-old
who just needs to hush right now I mean it
Goodnight Elmo
Goodnight toys we’ll pick up tomorrow,
or the next day
Hello chardonnay and TiVo-
"me" time finally


.(w/apologies to Good Night Moon's Margaret Wise Brown-Parenting.com)

I wish I was clever enough to write this but it's not by me--got it from Parenting.com